LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That’s not right………………..Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ……Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP…………………….Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man……………………..Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse…………………….Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?…………Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table……..Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift……..Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here…………..WaoSo Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet……..Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone………….No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week…………Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight…………….Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile……..Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive………Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great………………………….Fa Kin Supa
Archive for January, 2008
One day, imma gonna New York City to bigga hotel. Inna morning, I go to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress, I wanna two pissa toast. She bringa me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say no understand, I wanna two piss onna plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I donna even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch.
Later I go eat at bigga restaurant. The waitress bring me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock, shee tella me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you dont understand, i wanna fock on the table. She say you better no fock onna table, you sonna ma bitch.
So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shite onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shite onna my bed. He say you better no shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I go check out and the man at the desk say “peasce on you”. I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy.
In February 1998, Jeffrey Brewer of Goto.com, a 25 employee startup company (later Overture, now part of Yahoo!), presented a PPC search engine proof-of-concept to the TED8 conference in California. This and the events that followed created the PPC advertising system. Credit for the concept of the PPC model is generally given to the Idealab and Goto.com founder, Bill Gross.
Google started search engine advertising in December 1999. It was not until October 2000 before the adwords system was introduced. Allowing advertisers to create text ads for placement on the search engine. However PPC was only introduced in 2002, until then, advertisements were charged at CPM. Yahoo Advertisements have always been PPC, since its introduction in 1998.
The theory of the Long Tail is that our culture and economy is increasingly shifting away from a focus on a relatively small number of “hits” (mainstream products and markets) at the head of the demand curve and toward a huge number of niches in the tail.
As the costs of production and distribution fall, especially online, there is now less need to lump products and consumers into one-size-fits-all containers.
In an era without the constraints of physical shelf space and other bottlenecks of distribution, narrowly-targeted goods and services can be as economically attractive as mainstream fare.
