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admin — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:21:45 +0000

Chinese in 5 minutes

admin — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 18:13:04 +0000

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That’s not right………………..Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ……Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP…………………….Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man……………………..Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse…………………….Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?…………Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table……..Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift……..Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here…………..WaoSo Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet……..Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone………….No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week…………Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight…………….Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile……..Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive………Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great………………………….Fa Kin Supa

The Italian Way

admin — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 21:23:35 +0000

One day, imma gonna New York City to bigga hotel. Inna morning, I go to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress, I wanna two pissa toast. She bringa me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say no understand, I wanna two piss onna plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I donna even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch.

Later I go eat at bigga restaurant. The waitress bring me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock, shee tella me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you dont understand, i wanna fock on the table. She say you better no fock onna table, you sonna ma bitch.

So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shite onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shite onna my bed. He say you better no shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go check out and the man at the desk say “peasce on you”. I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy.

Italian Joke

admin — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:23:35 +0000

A bus stopped and two Italian men got on. They sat down together and engaged in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignored them at first, but her attention was galvanized when she heard one of the men become graphic.

“Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more.”

“You foul-mouthed swine,” said the lady indignantly. “In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi.”

Hired Help

admin — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 07:25:41 +0000

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, Who is this?

This is the maid, answers the woman.

We dont have a maid, says the man.

The woman says, I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.

The man says, Well, this is her husband. Is she there?

The woman replies, She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.

The guy is fuming and says to the maid, Listen, would you like to make $50,000?

The maid says, What will I have to do?

The man tells her, I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk shes with.

The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.

The maid comes back to the phone, What do I do with the bodies?

The man says, Throw them in the swimming pool.

Puzzled, the maid answers, But you dont have a pool.

A long pause and the man says, Is this 567-5309?